NOVEMBER POLL: Whose interests do the British Council and English UK serve via their accreditation processes?
The choices were three, and the results, garnered from a wide selection of almost 50 EFL professionals in the UK, denote a clear victory to the realist camp. An overwhelming majority of above 80% adhere to the established view that BC and English UK are just a bunch of cunts who rip off Britain's hard-working EFL teachers! Look, it says so here...
They look after just the employers, and screw the teachers.
They serve the interests of both the teachers and the employers in roughly equal measure.
They look after the teachers and ignore the employers.
In pie-chart form, I am happy to present the findings as such...
As you can see, that little slice of orangey-red represents the seven retards who somehow believe that the BC and English UK display an equitable approach to both employers and employees. Who are these mad fuckers? Which planet do they live on?!
More interesting is that slim slither of yellow (how appropriate!), which is the result of just ONE Tefler believing that the function of the two baddies in question is to advance teachers' interests. This vote was achieved, apparently, by English UK's Mark Rendell delivering a particular oral service to a drunken Tefler in the toilets at the Slug and Lettuce, Notting Hill. But don't quote me on that, will you...
Right, now we've got that little item sorted, who's got any ideas for a December Poll?