Thursday, February 26, 2009

Manchester School of English - a Crap Job! with a difference?!

Well, thank God for Sandy's spy network. Without my loose alliance of sinister Teflers, I would never have found out about this double-dodgy outfit, who, according to my top-secret informant, "may even have links to terrorism"!!

Their list of "misdemeanors" is quite lengthy, as you'll see. Previous employees have declared them guilty of...

  • Making people redundant without giving proper notice periods, etc.

  • Sacking TEN people in two months

  • Refusing to pay salaries/wages or invoices

  • Being run by Indians who are themselves illegal immigrants

  • Having no experience in running language schools - the levels are all mixed up

  • Claiming to have an accommodation service where there is none

  • Having no accreditation service

  • Being a 'front' for other activities - the "school" is just a couple of rooms

  • Employing unqualified 'teachers' and having no Director of Studies

  • Illegally hiring teachers as self-employed to avoid PAYE tax and NI

  • Paying crap wages - eight quid an hour

Yet it gets much worse. Look at this further report from Agent X...

A friend of mine had the misfortune to be employed by them, and their misogynistic treatment of her was pretty poor. The turnover of all the staff seemed high, even though my friend was only there a couple of months. The sacking is not so much the issue, but she was quite simply told she couldn't do the job - the whole thing could have been handled better, with proper notice periods given and outstanding wages of one week paid etc.

As mentioned before, there is no DOS, and the school is run by a couple of Indian immigrants who know nothing about teaching, yet supposedly offer IELTS courses. Interesting factors are: The father is often out of the country for months at a time, mainly in Lahore and Mumbai. He is in fact from Lahore and has no family in India apparently, and hasn't been seen for several months. He is a devout Muslim (not that that means anything of course of itself but when combined with extreme misogynism, it smacks of more to me).

Clearly it's the owners who are the real issue. They are a father and son outfit (both called Ahmed) and the link to terrorism can only be a suspicion in my mind, for otherwise surely the police would have done something. Although the elder seemed very charming on initial meeting, it was really a subterfuge, which soon dropped and he became really sexist - not just sexist jokes, but dangerous and violent stuff, talking about beating wives, pornography, and other distasteful stuff.

Well, they do sound a nice bunch of buggers, don't they!? They were advertising for teachers a couple of months ago, and the following ad tells you all you need to know...

Manchester School of English

English Language Teachers required for:

1. Morning 9am to 1pm

2. or evenings 6pm to 8pm.

*Must have degree plus Tefl/Celta/Tesol Certificate.

*Must be enthusiastic, organised, and have a passion for teaching.

*Native English Speakers only.

*Self Employed position – start pay £8.00 per hour - paid weekly.


To apply please email: info@manchester-english.com

Manchester School of English, 86 Princess Street, Manchester M1 6NG

Tel: 0161-237 1917

website: http://www.manchester-english.com/

So, there you - you'd better whizz your application in extra-pronto, as I imagine there's quite a lot of demand for such a choice plum of a Tefl job. I mean - eight quid an hour! This one's clearly the top of the Tefl tree in Manchester!

Actually, I've already done some preliminary investigations into this bunch of obvious shysters, and I've unearthed a few interesting facts about them. However, I'll keep you buggers in suspense a while longer, and publish the results tomorrow.

Until then, my dears...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, that looks like a real cracker of a job to me! At least it pays 50p more per hour than the Leeds Language School are offering!!

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Yep, the place has been reported to the Immigration and Tax authorities. Let's see what happens next, eh?!

Anonymous said...

They're STILL advertising for suckers, though...

ENGLISH LANGUAGE TEACHER
Job details:
Date posted: 09 Mar, 2009
Company: Manchester School of English
Location: MANCHESTER, LANCASHIRE
Job ref: FTS/128376
Job Type: PERMANENT ONLY
Hours: 10 HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY TO FRIDAY 6PM TO 8PM
Salary: £8 PER HOUR

Description:
Must have good spoken English and knowledge of grammar, be confident and energetic. Previous English teaching experience an advantage. Duties will be to teach English to foreign adult students. Must have TESOL or CELTA qualifications.

How to apply:
You can apply for this job by sending a CV/written application to The Manager at Manchester School of English, 86 Princess Street, MANCHESTER, M1 6NG, or to info@manchester-english.com.
You can find this offer in: www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Oh dear - I do seem to have upset the towel-heads at MSE. Look at their latest e-mail greeting...

Friday, 20 March, 2009 7:59 AM
From: "info@manchester-english.com"
To: teflsandy@yahoo.ie

You fucking white bastard we are going to kill you


Perhaps I should give them a ring and tell them where I am? We wouldn't want them to waste valuable prayer-time in trying to find out my present location, would we?

Des Cartes said...

I think you should report them to the Daily Mail, Sandy. They'd love a story like this - Pakis threatening Shariah law and to kill you!!

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Well, nice of you to say so, Des. In fact, I just spoke to Mr Ahmed the younger on the phone, and he proved to be most unwilling to discuss these death theats and 'promises' to bring Shariah law to England. Most unwilling indeed!

Shame, really...

English student said...

Does anyone know what is the highest wage and which school pays it?

Alistair W said...

Now they want to go all British Council on us. They're advertising for a DoS with a DELTA. For £18,000. Are they extracting some urine? Once (if) they do get BC status, you'll be 'rewarded' for all your hard work with a £4k pay rise.

Check this shit out...

Carol Morales said...

Hi! Thanks for the heads up. These schools should be shut down. They don't deserve to be in the TEFL world. The management clearly doesn't care for the teachers. Teachers should really research about the schools before they accept offers like this.