Yes, it's time for my annual pilgrimage to worship at the shrine of triple-distilled pure Irish spring water, so you won't be hearing much either from or about me for a good while. Which is probably a very good thing, really.So, enjoy your well-deserved summer break yous all (if you get one, that is), and I look forward to enjoying your company again at the end of August, when I shall return to 'crack the whip of satire' (to misquote Trollope) over the shady beast that is the tacky UK Tefl Trade.
Enjoy your summer!
11 comments:
Have a great break, Sandy, and come back with sharpened claws.
And THUS does the font of all VILENESS declare his usurpers intention to fulfill the DOOM LADEN destiny his architrave has FORESHADOWED. ENJOY your sandycastles, your suitCASE (LOWER of course ha ha) your fizzy frothing of nothingness. The indefatigable EFFULGENT arch spark and gleam of all topendom is growing lean, FIT and BRONZED on the byways of the SERFDOM you have sought to SENTENCE him to. I am GHANDI I am MANDELA I will NOT be silenced or SEQUESTRATED. MADNESS is when you wake to find a squirrel watching you DRESSED as ERIC MORECAMBE. BUt SANITY is listening to his words and drawing up PLANS PLANS PLANS. YOU ARE DOOMED.
Ooh, it's our PL fan back again, with more good news. Nice to hear from you, Ashley.
Actually, I believe that PL features quite prominently on the FRONT PAGE of the E.L. GAZETTE this month!
Talking of PL ,the bastard is presently trying to set himself up as a provider of translation services at 123.com.'Paul Lowe Windsor,Berkshire,United Kingdom translation services Czech Dutch French Italian English[British][sic]Incidentally,his profile on the site has yet to be completedl:it's a perfect opportunity to call him a thieving shit,a loony and a nasty little runt-cunt.
Also,the bleeder is trying to sell his car,a 2001 Volkswagen Bora for £6500 online.Can't remember the site,but the vile name and the telephone number in Windsor,Berkshire are undeniably his.The little twunt is possibly doing this to cover his legal costs and fines.If you don't believe me,give the Lowe fellow a little tinkle!
William Frederickson [with a bad hangover]
John King says:
Six and a half k for that old banger? Horrible blue metallic, some nasty dents, and stains on the upholsery. It's even worse than the notorious grey Saab (last seen expiring happily on the side of the M4 at Slough). At this rate, Paul will have to do the unthinkable. . . and get a JOB. And some poor sod will have to do the unthinkable. . . and employ him.
I hear the China Garden takeaway in Sheet Street needs a cleaner and washer. Now THAT'S community service. Fried rice, please, Paul. Oh - and, Ashley, boy. Please wash my car.
I could do a deal with PL-I will set the car on fire so he can claim on his vehicle insurance:only if the greasy cunt sits in the driver's seat as i apply screwed-up,burning copy of The Daily Sport to open petrol-tank,though...
William Frederickson
Or Paul Lowe could re-live his friendship with Ashley and sell blow-jobs near to those notorious Windsor lavvies where he hangs about...allegedly!
I could even knock all his teeth out prior to him commencing work,cos i hear that a toothless gob thus used is like a nice and velvety 'fisherman's friend.'
What is the difference between Paul Lowe and the Queen?
One lives in Windsor and smells of piss,and the other is the Queen,Gawd bless 'er!
William Frederickson
[ain't it odd that when you haven't had 8 pints of strong lager,Amy Winehouse looks fuckin' orrible!]
Good to see you're still in crackin' form, Billy Boy (Billy Bee?!). Keep up the broadside on the loathsome PL - his days must SURELY be numbered now!
Funny how people issue abuse like the aforementioned and claim to be 'anonymous'...any claims to manhood that you have,you inbred,Windsor Schools-arse-licking paedophile dung-hill rent-boy,are in such circumstances are as laughable as Paul Lowe saying he is normal, or that you are a man. A lie and a calumny on a par with any crap that Goebbels contrived during the Third Reich.
May you die of piles,you bag-lady's period-faced,predictable cunt,
William Frederickson.
Now, now - stop your bickering you guys, or I'll be forced to circumcise the lot of you with my rusty razor blade.
Also,why Paul Lowe has included a picture of his lavvie on the Windsor Edwardian website is beyond me...Maybe it's the most salubrious part of his establishment- no wonder his availability calendars are all but blank.
Who the naked arse would want to fork out good money to stay in Paul 'Ladyboy GaGa' Lowe's kharzi, for the sake of Fuck? Especially if he uses it:one can catch anti-social diseases off a lavvie-seat. Somebody call the Environmental Health Department!
Also,perhaps Paul could tell us why he has decided to rent out his fucking broom-cupboard,too? 'The Porch Room'...In the name off all that is not shite,Paul-get a fricking grip,please!
William Frederickson
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