Paul Lowe, a.k.a. The Windsor Swindler, has been booked in for an appointment with the beak at Reading next month - see the official announcement below. Well, it's hardly before time, is it?!Now, I've been warned off making any remarks that might be construed as 'scandalising the court', a specific offence under the Contempt of Court Act 1981 that carries a hefty £750 fine, so let me just recommend that anybody with an interest in this case attend. After all, it would be an exceptionally good day for justice in the EFL community if the public gallery turns out to be absolutely heaving with interested humanity on the day.
Paul Lowe - pleaded guilty to ten Trade Descriptions Act charges (making a false declaration under section 14) and five Fraud Act (Fraud, section 1 & section 2) charges at his hearing in August 2008.
Ashley Arnold - pleaded guilty to five Trade Descriptions Act charges (making a false declaration under section 14) on March 30, 2009.
Reading Crown Court, at 10am, on 8 May 2009, has been set for both to be sentenced together.
By the way - this is NO April Fools day joke!
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I'm assuming this is an April fool? Because Paul should really have been charged with 'posession of an offensive personality,' and Ashley was in fact once arrested for 'using a grievous smile in a public place.'
But seriously, is this for real? If so, that Gallery will be PACKED.
now where will i be on 8th may- let me see- waiting AT COURT for all the ugly mob goons perhaps as the redoubtable dimwit told us all on APRIL FOOLS DAY- this was quite apt if you think about it dimmy because it sums up not only your interminable cock-ups misnomers and flailing attempts to get things to go "your way" it also adds a new dimension to your own "tag" as a dimwit - you are now officially THE APRIL FOOL!
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YOU are not the REAL PAUL, YOU are dissembling in your own LOP-EARED skulking way (what is the adage? The bland may lead - AH WELL YOU know exactly WOT i mean, chavster)you have NOT the effulgence or primordial DISTINCTION which SETS me apart from the mug-minded gormless likes of YOU.
Signed in VITRIOL The BREAKFAST man
Uh, link or scan please?
BREAKFAST man, go BACK to behind DISTANT s-t-a-r or I will STEP directly ON YOU with my POINTED high HEEL, barrelling down from the sky like a FREIGHT T-R-A-I-N.
ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!
Iss a pity this blog don't pay expenses- could be a nice day out that one fer one such as meself...
It's alright, Shaunie - we'll meet up there and have a party at the taxpayers' expense. I have some old Northern Rock shares I want to cash in!
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