Thursday, February 12, 2009

TDC and UKhelp4U Academy of English

Yes, it's time to introduce my assistant, The Debt Collector. He'll be making lots of appearances over the coming months of depression-riddled economic angst, I guess. OK, I do realise he's a bit of a scary bastard, but don't worry, as he'll be working for the downtrodden Tefler, not against her/him.

I've given TDC, as he will henceforth be known, the special remit of ferreting out TEFL shysters in the UK (bugger the rest of the world - let some other mad sod take on than mammoth task!) and devoting a blog to them. Hopefully, by applying a little blog-sided pressure on them, the TEFL shysters of this world will be exposed for the snidey little c*nts they truly are!

That means, of course, that TDC will be taking over this account - Paul Lowe's very own Windsor Swindler blog. What's more, he's already made a start on UKhelp4U Academy of English in Swindon, who are guilty of ripping off EFL teachers by trying the old trick of holding back wages, then going insolvent and thus avoiding the legal obligations. They've already been given a pasting by Inspector McHammered of the TEFL Blacklist, so it's a nice easy job for starters.

Of course, please let me know if you have any more candidates for TDC to look into. He is a very persuasive guy who's just too eager to please!

11 comments:

The Debt Collector said...

Unfortunately, UKhelp4U are not being too co-operative. Apart from sending me a couple of badly-worded and mis-spelt emails, and removing their yucky YouTube advert, little action has been noticed on the part of the Swindon Swindlers.

Perhaps they are "hatching a cunning plan"? I just hope it's no match for ours!

Shaun Ryder said...

Aye, iss good to 'ave you on our side, you ugly coont. But anyways, Friday's the fookin' day: on that day Paul Lowe will metamorphose into a fookin' giant toilet and stamp about the country like fookin' Godzilla; flushin' 'imself an' coveri' us all with doo doo. It'll 'appen, lad- mark my words.

Anonymous said...

Bloody hell!That is one hell of a mean-looking culley,Sandy!He'd even put the wind up a gentleman rogue,ferreter,worm-grunter and pig-sticker like meself! Any cataclysmic event,as foretold by Paul Lowe may well be Paul crapping his guts out at the prospect of meeting this evil bugger!Just what you need to dig out the various mountebanks,frauds and tin-pot Hitlers that infest the TEFL industry.
William Frederickson.

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Yeah, and he might well be chasing your butt too, soon, Sweet William!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear!He DOES look rather familiar!A bit like that lady i 'knocked off' two years ago after Notting Hill Carnival,but female!If he has a penchant for poetic justice,i had better watch out for people trying to kill me by throwing wheelbarrows off tall buildings in an attempt to kill me!

William Frederickson a.k.a. The Baron

Anonymous said...

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! shut uppppppppppppppppppppppp. stupid blog

The TEFL Tradesman said...

Piss off, dickhead!

Anonymous said...

bullshit fuckers!!! come to me I will fuck you in dog style... Learn how to teach properly... WILLIAN HALE and ANTONY ..... ANTONY BULL SHIT.... you fucked several classes..... your bastard mother fuckers!!!!! go to work lazy lazy.... you just still alive because you receive benefit..... bullshit

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The TEFL Tradesman said...

Oh dear, I do seem to have upset somebody at the highly-esteemed UKhelp4U academy of criminals and conmen! Such a shame...

Just think, you wankers - if you hadn't ripped off those teachers by going insolvent, and then reopening the next day, you wouldn't be having these little problems, would you! Tut-tut...

Shit happens, as they say, so just learn to deal with it, wankers!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry,Sandy-those who detract from you here are obviously latent homosexuals-rather like Paul Lowe and Robert 'paedo cock' Weeks, late of Windsor Schools...

William Frederickson [Any fucker who doesn't lie strong ale,the Rifles,or whores who look like...i can't be bloody bothered anymore]