Dishing the dirt on Britain's tacky TEFL trade...
'ere, which one of you is this ? I came 'ere to call that Paul a fookin' bell-end. Am I in the wrong place ?
No, Shaunie - this is definitely the right place for you!
so when are we up an' runnin' then. this blog looks lonely for posts
And Jesus rose againand againand againand againAnd the people saith "Lo, it's Jesus resurrecting 'imself again. Wish he'd make his bloody mind up"TEFLiticus 2:22, King Sandy version
Aye, that's right Alex, Mike. I keep gettin' knocked down, but I always rise up again - a bit like the French, really. Or Peter Mandelson (take your pick - just don't throw the bogies this way, will ya).
Mike's one to talk about lack of recent posts! Get off Dave's and back on the blog, my son!
True Dat! I've been networking a bit with some of the chaps on dave's but the honeymoon's coming to an end...
Fook, there's more action in Paul Lowe's underpants than there is on this fookin' page. Now, ole Shaunie ain't talkin' about ole Lowie's rear toilet hole- no way: /THAT/ 'as been overactive, all the stress an' the comfort eatin' combined means the dopey fat coont 'as been blowin' gusts an' poppin' 'aemaroids til 'is pants are like a fookin' Jackson Pollock. No, Shaunie's talkin' about Paul's little winky: stress does that, Paulie dunnit ? Makes yer winky stay all soft an' small.
Thanks for the medical insights, Shaunie.
Talkin aboot Paul 'bent-bawz'Lowe's 'toilet-hole'Shaunie,ye arenae a feckin'bum-squelcher,are ye ,Shaunie as well as a feckin'gay Nazi and Rangers supporter?William Frederickson/The Baron
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