tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post6432411477071383356..comments2024-01-09T05:47:12.466+00:00Comments on <b>The TEFL Tradesman</b>: Suspended Sentence!The TEFL Tradesmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-32950727972373938182009-05-30T17:59:04.535+01:002009-05-30T17:59:04.535+01:00You ALL need discipline.
LASH!You ALL need discipline.<br /><br />LASH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-61153666846622749872009-05-28T13:32:38.471+01:002009-05-28T13:32:38.471+01:00am not ill sick or insane, merely misunderstood an...am not ill sick or insane, merely misunderstood and now the INLAWS throw me out of the HOUSE I'm pushing 60 homeless and UNEMPLOYABLE this is wot you have achieved CURSE YOUHomeless Expat Fraudster seeks temp accom, will TRANSLATE texts and legal docs for FREEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-62873813656946974412009-05-23T23:32:35.999+01:002009-05-23T23:32:35.999+01:00Sandy, don't worry lad. Don't worry. I'm a fan. If...Sandy, don't worry lad. Don't worry. I'm a fan. If comments are too hot, delete them. And they will disappear into cyber-space q-u-i-c-k-l-y. <br /><br />The plot has twisted. Lunchmaster now hides behind distant s-t-a-r. HAHA. <br /><br />William Frederickson, sorry San, has won!!!!<br /><br />I bow before greatness...<br /><br />HAHAHAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-83852206679598209492009-05-23T21:50:30.687+01:002009-05-23T21:50:30.687+01:00Sandy-i do believe that the Lunchmaster needs to t...Sandy-i do believe that the Lunchmaster needs to take his medication.Otherwise i will make you all hear him roar when i ram my Kliegenthal former officer's sword up his mentally-ill arse!Now i'm off to Chelsea to dig out that slapper who looks like Amy Winehouse and she won't say 'no no no' to my rampant Jewish-Gypsy-Irish 10'!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-20267914418927850532009-05-23T16:08:20.707+01:002009-05-23T16:08:20.707+01:00Christ, I'm off! This guy scares the pants off me....Christ, I'm off! This guy scares the pants off me... <br /><br />Could it be that I'll be haunted by the spirit of the past Paul Lowe ... for the rest of my life?!<br /><br />I take it all back now. You're a great geezer, Paulie - really. Can't we do a deal or somethin'...?The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-49062638699606483502009-05-23T15:40:47.842+01:002009-05-23T15:40:47.842+01:00Medication in blood or urine?!
LASH!
LASH!!
LASH!...Medication in blood or urine?!<br /><br />LASH!<br />LASH!!<br />LASH!!!<br /><br />Blog, media law?!<br /><br />Arms extends backward like pole vault champion---LAAAASHH!!!<br /><br />Okay, bye!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-70291742804145730612009-05-23T12:42:58.931+01:002009-05-23T12:42:58.931+01:00Good for you, Lash, LunchMaster, or whover you may...Good for you, Lash, LunchMaster, or whover you may be. Don't forget to take your medication, will you? And yer passport!The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-68934621865801704972009-05-23T12:39:14.881+01:002009-05-23T12:39:14.881+01:00Non-payment of mortgages?
LASH!!!!!
LASH!!!!!
I...Non-payment of mortgages?<br /><br />LASH!!!!!<br /><br />LASH!!!!!<br /><br />I AM the LunchMaster!!!!!!!<br /><br />I AM Sandy's B-I-T-C-H<br /><br />Mothafukkas hear me ROOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Sorry San, getting a little carried away here... I'll disappear into cyberSPAC-ELunchMasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-61789626634758718912009-05-23T12:35:45.177+01:002009-05-23T12:35:45.177+01:00Kissing lady boy in airport?
LASH!!!!
LASH!!!!Kissing lady boy in airport?<br /><br />LASH!!!!<br /><br />LASH!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-40047405079610904682009-05-23T12:34:56.413+01:002009-05-23T12:34:56.413+01:00Poppy seeds?
LASH!!!Poppy seeds?<br /><br />LASH!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-10492340677056768542009-05-23T12:34:24.594+01:002009-05-23T12:34:24.594+01:00Prescription drugs?
LASH!!Prescription drugs?<br /><br />LASH!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-53443612436519948322009-05-23T12:33:39.566+01:002009-05-23T12:33:39.566+01:00OTCs? LASH!OTCs? LASH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-8100788723060119042009-05-22T12:21:28.920+01:002009-05-22T12:21:28.920+01:00Dear SANDY,
Thank Y-O-U for the EN-DORSE-MENT!
F...Dear SANDY,<br /><br />Thank Y-O-U for the EN-DORSE-MENT!<br /><br />ForEVER your B-I-T-C-H,<br />LunchMasterLunchMasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-90343109122240907722009-05-22T09:34:07.914+01:002009-05-22T09:34:07.914+01:00Oh, you'd better go for it, Mister Fred-my-son. Or...Oh, you'd better go for it, Mister Fred-my-son. Or just go!The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-75688172204498806352009-05-22T09:05:01.798+01:002009-05-22T09:05:01.798+01:00Mr Frederickson,
LunchMaster is moving heaven and...Mr Frederickson,<br /><br />LunchMaster is moving heaven and earth for you. It is a very rare occurance for s/he to be in the wrong. Therefore, as compensation, great things will be coming your way!<br /><br />LM has arranged for the following opportunities for you!! Would you like to own a villa in Dubai down the street from the one owned by Posh and Becks? Would you like to become the owner of LunchMaster's PAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-80033468312797447532009-05-22T00:06:09.802+01:002009-05-22T00:06:09.802+01:00LunchMaster is feeling quite generous this evening...LunchMaster is feeling quite generous this evening. In addition, s/he will offer a local credit card and you are welcome to charge as much as you wish up to 10,000 pounds. Just send us your PO box and your drinking and sex-on-the-beach holiday awaits!LunchMaster's PAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-32641410830058709212009-05-21T23:59:04.136+01:002009-05-21T23:59:04.136+01:00Mr Frederickson,
On behalf of the LunchMaster, we...Mr Frederickson,<br /><br />On behalf of the LunchMaster, we would like to offer our deepest apologies. To show our regret and our respect, we would like to offer you an all-expense paid trip to magical Dubai! Fun in the sun for you!<br /><br />We do however advise that for your trip to see all of the wonders, make sure to bring all of your over-the-counter drugs and any prescription drugs you LunchMaster's PAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-5389219832919415872009-05-18T15:48:00.000+01:002009-05-18T15:48:00.000+01:00Erm, steady on lads! I don't want anybody to think...Erm, steady on lads! I don't want anybody to think I actually encourage nutters around here...The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-78296431600373126772009-05-18T15:38:00.000+01:002009-05-18T15:38:00.000+01:00William Frederickson,I AM the RULER of all P-O-W-E...William Frederickson,I AM the RULER of all P-O-W-E-R!!!!!!! Take your ROMAN Candle and set alight DEEEP in YOOOURR BUTT now!!!!!<br /><br />I am the LunchMaster!!!!!<br /><br />Power of shadow... APPPEAAARR!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LunchMasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-35229776115116227562009-05-17T22:27:00.000+01:002009-05-17T22:27:00.000+01:00Couldn't find a Roman Candle big enough to stick u...Couldn't find a Roman Candle big enough to stick up the lady-boy's butt and light to celebrate-all good,as the bastard won't be going to prison...BUGGER!<br /><br />William FredericksonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-84943763568670237842009-05-17T14:18:00.000+01:002009-05-17T14:18:00.000+01:00i meant if he's sent to prison then he'll be someo...i meant if he's sent to prison then he'll be someone's paulaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-21873663375838648042009-05-16T18:12:00.000+01:002009-05-16T18:12:00.000+01:00"Paula"? You don't mean our dear little Paulie, do..."Paula"? You don't mean our dear little Paulie, do you? You mean ... he DOES have an extra personality?! And it's female?!<br /><br />So, it's no wonder I had trouble recognising him in court the other day. I thought she was his 'au-pair'!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-51880594612402962182009-05-16T17:29:00.000+01:002009-05-16T17:29:00.000+01:00this is a violation of the court. send paula to pr...this is a violation of the court. send paula to prison...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-32225639201433601942009-05-14T13:36:00.000+01:002009-05-14T13:36:00.000+01:00Photosnap ME?? WTF? WTF? Your pitiful tinpot appar...Photosnap ME?? WTF? WTF? Your pitiful tinpot apparatus would EXPLODE it could NOT tolerate my BRILLIANT LIGHT, the only TRUE effulgent S P A R K of the YOONYVERSE. I'm LARFING at what they handed out LARFING at my LUCK cos yer no wot, chavvy boy? MEANS I CAN KEEP my eye eye eye on YOU KNOW WHO. I AM IMPORTANT I WILL NOT BE SILENCED I wear the hat and coat of an almighty ARCHDUKE tho the minions PERFECT BEINGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-60054518453033015032009-05-11T16:12:00.000+01:002009-05-11T16:12:00.000+01:00Hey there - that's my job, dishing out the prizes ...Hey there - that's my job, dishing out the prizes (and the brickbats)! Get off my patch, you poncey interloper!<br /><br />Anyway, as a Probation Officer, shouldn't you be looking after PL's interests and pretending to be his friend? Or is this just another example of the sleazy nature of our public servants these day? <br /><br />Tut-tut - bloody country's gone to the dogs!!The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.com