tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post6147979354928698791..comments2024-01-09T05:47:12.466+00:00Comments on <b>The TEFL Tradesman</b>: Flatulence in the ClassroomThe TEFL Tradesmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-8955012716206554752010-08-03T07:38:39.637+01:002010-08-03T07:38:39.637+01:00Dee? Worms? Fellow drunks, thugs,old comrades and ...Dee? Worms? Fellow drunks, thugs,old comrades and pikeys,I could tell you a story about those two things... I had a 'lady friend' called Dee. Got to know her in the 'Biblical sense'for a few nights then she told me to fuck off-too much bleedin' cocaine,methinks.<br /> Later I saw her with this utter twat who looked like Sideshow Bob-to be frank,I think his mother knitted him William Fredericksonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-32042366415260259982010-08-03T06:57:08.521+01:002010-08-03T06:57:08.521+01:00Aye, but iss not the whole story, Damo.
I went to...Aye, but iss not the whole story, Damo. <br />I went to the lecture after that an' we 'ad to write and perform a funeral fer that worm ( I built an 'earse from a roller skate that I stole off a little kid). We made a Ouija board and chatted to it in 'eaven. <br />At the end, Mario sort of 'ad a fit an' went into a trance, then fook me: the worm came back to life. Some of Shaun Rydernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-76783100582367613282010-07-27T01:15:22.773+01:002010-07-27T01:15:22.773+01:00Hehe I once went to a talk by Rinvolooney (I know,...Hehe I once went to a talk by Rinvolooney (I know, I know, but I thought I'd give him a chance). He brought a worm in (fucking disgusting hippie) and create a whole new identity for it, we gave it a name, past, etc., la-de-da, and so on...<br /><br />...at the end of the session, on my way out, I turned round and saw him screw up the paper the worm was on, killing it, and throw it in the bin.damo04https://www.blogger.com/profile/03517285019810073965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-18483427808822528492010-03-02T22:33:13.838+00:002010-03-02T22:33:13.838+00:00The title looked real funny to me! There used to b...The title looked real funny to me! There used to be a girl in my class. I knew that she was the one who was responsible for the bad smells. But she always requested me not to tell anyone. How funny it was! Flatulence in classroom can be real trouble!<br />I'd like to share some <a href="http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Joseph_Arnold" rel="nofollow">Flatulence</a> Treatment tips here.allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14711736440717857334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-7543371670601888132010-02-26T13:15:54.899+00:002010-02-26T13:15:54.899+00:00No. Iss a fookin' reference to our mate D in D...No. Iss a fookin' reference to our mate D in Denmark. 'E's doomped me.Shaun Rydernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-17885889015579304492010-02-25T17:03:43.246+00:002010-02-25T17:03:43.246+00:00Dorothy? Smiler? Are you making a coded reference ...Dorothy? Smiler? Are you making a coded reference to Paul Lowe and Ashley Arsehole, by any chance, Shaunie?The TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-28907362491034782562010-02-23T17:13:18.833+00:002010-02-23T17:13:18.833+00:00'Ere. Speakin' of Dorothy's mates, wha...'Ere. Speakin' of Dorothy's mates, what 'appened to that Smiler? I misses 'im.Shaun Rydernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-33886501694654613312010-02-23T07:45:53.974+00:002010-02-23T07:45:53.974+00:00Now what I see about 'Christmas tree cross-dr...Now what I see about 'Christmas tree cross-dresser'? I look up in OED and no see. Candy not here, now in California, budget cut no more PA. Computer say 'Total poof'. I use UK man filter, public school filter, nothing work make you straight. <br /><br />I am lost in this crazy language... Google translate not help.Dr F Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-78647505725690100152010-02-23T07:36:30.859+00:002010-02-23T07:36:30.859+00:00Kapitano,
English not mine first language, but you...Kapitano,<br />English not mine first language, but you need PhD synthesis.<br /><br />You must synthesize bugger man-part with school owner. <br /><br />Until then you are 'unresolved' and your life challenge really no sense make. <br /><br />I can your supervisor be, but sorry, no money. You must bring money to me.Totally ethical Dr F Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-35424087417228005072010-02-22T15:03:28.328+00:002010-02-22T15:03:28.328+00:00OK chaps, that's enough of this buggery lark -...OK chaps, that's enough of this buggery lark - stuff it all, I say!<br /><br />I can't think how we moved from flatulence to sodomy, and I think that's enough of it all for the moment. I'll let you know when the subject is open for discussion next.<br /><br />PS: I don't like the term 'embuggerance' at all, Krapo - it sounds quite awkward; which I suppose it is, reallyThe TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-24471282865989736492010-02-21T20:12:54.106+00:002010-02-21T20:12:54.106+00:00The last time I got buggered - literally buggered ...The last time I got buggered - literally buggered with a man's man-parts, as opposed to metaphorically buggered by a school owner - was a long time ago.<br /><br />But he did complain that I was too tight. There's just no pleasing some people.<br /><br />PS. I think "embuggerance" is a great word and I'm still trying to find an excuse to teach it as Essential Vocabulary.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-4180384102734585242010-02-19T19:12:38.405+00:002010-02-19T19:12:38.405+00:00No, you don't have to take it up the arse to b...No, you don't have to take it up the arse to be allowed in. I always understood 'community' to signify a distinctive group of people who all knew each other well. Now it just means people who have a single trait in common. 'Gay community' is about as informative a label as 'left handed community' or 'blue sock wearing community'. Most of us gave up on the Ipmilathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370120491927658242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-48412813733327997582010-02-19T14:42:20.789+00:002010-02-19T14:42:20.789+00:00Oh dear - now you've left me disappointed, Vil...Oh dear - now you've left me disappointed, Villie. I thought rectum-raiding was all the rage amongst you guys, so now I'm confused too.<br /><br />As for that elusive 'gay community', just direct yourself towards that dodgy-looking pub at the bottom (of course!) of your local High Street. Go into the saloon bar and ask for Kevin. He'll be able to tell you where you can find itThe TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-59660924060758881452010-02-18T18:35:00.664+00:002010-02-18T18:35:00.664+00:00Sandy, re. your question, I haven't a clue. Ne...Sandy, re. your question, I haven't a clue. Never had anal sex, actively or passively. I doubt if it does get bigger, any more than being wanked regularly increases the length and girth of the membrum virile (permanently,I mean.)<br /><br />I've always wondered where this Gay Community people refer to is. I've never managed to find it.Ipmilathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370120491927658242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-25608102937846795652010-02-18T17:28:35.041+00:002010-02-18T17:28:35.041+00:00The link's OK now, I think. So go there and ha...The link's OK now, I think. So go there and have a good laugh!<br /><br />Actually, seeing as the two comments above were made by members of the 'gay community', I wonder if either (or both) of you could answer me this...<br /><br />Does your sphincter get bigger after years of rogering? And if so, does it get harder to control the farts?<br /><br />It's just the curious scientistThe TEFL Tradesmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09213645150599522343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-224367941601110410.post-38403722090788550902010-02-17T19:56:27.033+00:002010-02-17T19:56:27.033+00:00The link's fucked, Sandy.Nonetheless, I was wo...The link's fucked, Sandy.Nonetheless, I was wondering if, after an appropriately composed lunch, one might get sts to fart the stress patterns of recently encountered lexis? Or have two students, primed on green pea and asparagus omelettes, fart a conversation which the class must then construe in words? Sphincter control would need to be practised but might conceivably replace choral Ipmilathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370120491927658242noreply@blogger.com